[Activity] Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Fyri]

Fortunately, through the power of stick figures a tale can be spun just as well!

[Madeline]

Unfortunately, some industrious Dibbuns used the stick figures to actually spin and thus ruined the story.

[Celebes]

Fortunately, the Dibbuns who were listening were killed, and so they weren't able to hear the story being ruined!

[Madeline]

(OH MY WORD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!)

Unfortunately, those Dibbuns were a required part of the quest, and now literally all of life was now ruined forever because they were dead.

[Celebes]

(You're the one who sent stick figures careening into their hearts!)

Fortunately, life goes on, and now a new adventure could be started with the Noonvale chapters of DAB!

[Fyri]

Unfortunately, those chapters had to book it when a page discovered their library hideout

[Madeline]

fortunately, the old story could be salvaged when the dead dibbuns were brought back to life successfully!

[Celebes]

Unfortunately, heretical dabbling in necromancy broke the strict no religion policy present in all Redwall books subsequent to Redwall.

[Madeline]

Fortunately, Martin the Warrior can do whatever he wants and so he rewrote the script, thus making the deaths not having happened in the first place, thus circumnavigating that rule.

[Celebes]

Unfortunately, Martin was banned for godmodding

[lassie]

Fortunately, he had a very good lawyer, and got back in..

[Crystal M. V. Rosepaw]

Unfortunately, the Mossflower Powers That Be have the ban hammer, and care little for human law, as we ignore the mention of humans in Redwall because it's a headache. The mouse goes!

[Madeline]

Fortunately, while that whole mess was being figured out, the Dibbuns got back together with their revived pals and woke up.

[Celebes]

Unfortunately, it wasn't long before the waking Dibbuns realized that they had woken up in the afterlife as well!

[Fyri]

Fortunately, they'd woken up in the afterlife as well as just regular ol' life and thus had gained a zombuns-like state, allowing for fun double world trouble-making and haunting!