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Post by Riverstream & Riana on May 25, 2019 18:04:51 GMT -5
[In lieu of me having any more creative ideas, I'm going to continue beating this well-loved classic/low effort activity to death. With a completely random and stupid premise because Riv's brain is tired.
You know the rules!]
One morning, aliens arrive at Redwall Abbey!
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Post by Celebes on May 25, 2019 18:25:20 GMT -5
[Oh boy, time to boost my post count! ]
Fortunately, they came only to seek Redwall's legendary hospitality.
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on May 25, 2019 18:28:59 GMT -5
Unfortunately, whilst they came in peace, their ship came in pieces.
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Post by Celebes on May 29, 2019 13:40:18 GMT -5
Fortunately, a new generation of questers was ready to began an epic journey to find the missing parts.
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Post by Riverstream & Riana on May 29, 2019 17:28:12 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the epic journey is stalled by their inability to communicate with the aliens.
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Post by Celebes on Jun 4, 2019 19:39:29 GMT -5
Fortunately, the abbey beasts learned to listen with their hearts that they might understand.
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on Jun 4, 2019 19:48:26 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the aliens preferred to listen with their feet and this caused a whole load more misunderstandings.
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Post by Isaiah on Jun 4, 2019 19:51:58 GMT -5
Fortunately, the Abbey's master translator Terriak was there to save the day.
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Post by Celebes on Jun 4, 2019 21:28:26 GMT -5
Unfortunately, while Terriak was a wonderful translator, he had a terrible scent.
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Post by Barkfur on Jun 5, 2019 6:16:52 GMT -5
Fortunately, this sparked a line of questionable perfumes, which did quite well in the market.
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Post by Riverstream & Riana on Jun 5, 2019 7:29:07 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the perfumes became so popular that no one at the Abbey was interested in eating food anymore.
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Post by Isaiah on Jun 5, 2019 11:49:36 GMT -5
Fortunately, this resulted in much fitter adventurers for a time.
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Post by Barkfur on Jun 5, 2019 14:48:26 GMT -5
Unfortunately, this also resulted in many of the woodlanders becoming very scrawny.
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Post by Celebes on Jun 5, 2019 15:13:22 GMT -5
Fortunately, mousemaids could fit into dresses they hadn't worn since their wedding days.
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Post by Isaiah on Jun 5, 2019 20:19:30 GMT -5
Unfortunately, starvation wasn't a pretty way to die.
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