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Post by Isaiah on Nov 2, 2019 21:36:21 GMT -5
Fortunately, Redwall took this chance to strike back with their stockpiled larders.
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Post by Celebes on Nov 2, 2019 23:13:45 GMT -5
Unfortunately, due to poor pre-industrial communications, the starving inhabitants of Bluewall didn't learn about the food surplus.
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on Nov 3, 2019 10:11:30 GMT -5
Fortunately, at the last possible moment the fastest Long Patrol Runner in all of history, Lt. Poppy "Leapin'" Marshallswick Nettlefoot Crumforth-Legworthy, was able to take a message by foot between the abbeys
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Post by Celebes on Nov 3, 2019 11:45:25 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Lt. Crumforth-Legworthy's dash was so exhausting that she was forced to consume all the food supplied meant for relief to regain her caloric intake.
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Post by Isaiah on Nov 6, 2019 11:18:09 GMT -5
Fortunately, Bluewall now knew of Redwall's food surplus.
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Post by Celebes on Nov 6, 2019 23:38:45 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Redwall's walls and larder were encased in a thick sheet of plot armor.
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Post by Isaiah on Nov 7, 2019 2:49:13 GMT -5
Fortunately, instead of the Sword of Martin, Bluewall had the Sword of Plot Piercing (+3).
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on Nov 7, 2019 9:49:04 GMT -5
Unfortunately, as opposed to being forged from a fallen star, Bluewall's sword was forged from a rising star, which promptly forgot it's humble roots and abandoned the abbey when it became famous.
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Post by Celebes on Nov 7, 2019 10:09:27 GMT -5
Fortunately, even in it's heady days of early fame, the sword of Bluewall was wise enough not to stage dive.
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Post by Isaiah on Nov 8, 2019 22:47:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the sword of Bluewall was a one-hit wonder.
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Post by Celebes on Nov 9, 2019 11:38:25 GMT -5
Fortunately, the S.o.B. could comfortably retire off the royalties from it's cover of "Beat it"
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on Nov 11, 2019 11:03:46 GMT -5
Unfortunately the song was boycotted by the Concerned Mouse-mother's Association due to its "violently-worded" title being blamed for causing "unnecessary violence in the behaviours of the youth".
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Post by Isaiah on Nov 11, 2019 23:21:00 GMT -5
Fortunately, mouse-teens rarely listened to their mothers.
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Post by Celebes on Nov 11, 2019 23:51:13 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the span of a mouse's adolescence doesn't last much longer than a few minutes.
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Post by Isaiah on Nov 13, 2019 17:39:08 GMT -5
Fortunately, many mice can accomplish quite a lot in a few minutes.
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