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Post by Celebes on Jul 25, 2018 21:25:00 GMT -5
could all be beaten by a mere troop of linedancing leverets. Naturally, this offended
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 26, 2018 19:22:23 GMT -5
the redwallers and young Barkfur threw a tomato at the evil ferret. That sparked
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Post by Celebes on Jul 26, 2018 23:40:53 GMT -5
a mass exodus of dibbuns from the ramparts, as grownbeasts corralled them to safety. Also arrows
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Post by Burfle, Brookfill & Madrigal on Jul 27, 2018 14:52:55 GMT -5
poured in over the wall, except instead of arrowheads, they were tipped with a whole variety of
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Post by Isaiah on Jul 27, 2018 16:11:50 GMT -5
rotten vegetables in a desperate attempt to demoralize the Redwallers. However, the brave Abbey beasts fought back with
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 27, 2018 17:49:16 GMT -5
kitchen leftovers and the occasional savage badger. Remy ordered a full retreat and the horde retreated to their headquarters,
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Post by Celebes on Jul 27, 2018 18:30:01 GMT -5
where she berated her officers for their incompetence. That night, Cluny the Scourge visited Remmy in a dream, telling her
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 27, 2018 19:06:45 GMT -5
that she should try stealing the redwaller's tapestry. Unfortunately a redwaller spy overheard her plan and informed the redwallers of the
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Post by Riverstream & Riana on Jul 28, 2018 12:09:47 GMT -5
plot and they decided to retaliate by ambushing the thieves with
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 28, 2018 13:09:12 GMT -5
moldy cheese that had been sitting in the cellars since the time of Matthias. The plot was successful and the vermin thieves were
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Post by Celebes on Jul 29, 2018 12:23:01 GMT -5
sent scurrying away from the walls. Needless to say, they did not earn a slice of Remmy's doomsday cake when they returned. Back at Redwall,
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Our Legendary Tale Thusfar
Redwall was not yet ready for the coming onslaught of a vermin hoard led by Remmy, the dark, evil, and competent Baker, inventor of the cake of evil. The hoard was massive, with 1,000 albino ferrets, nearly 2,000 sea rats, and a squad of 300 commando pine martens, all armed to the tooth, intent on invading the legendary Abbey. Standing in front of her hoard, Remmy addressed the Redwallers, mostly a message that meant " surrender or be slain" but she ended up drifting onto a tangent that was instead about how they could all be beaten by a mere troop of linedancing leverets. Naturally, this offended the Redwallers and young Barkfur threw a tomato at the evil ferret. That sparked a mass exodus of dibbuns from the ramparts, as grownbeasts corralled them to safety. Also arrows poured in over the wall, except instead of arrowheads, they were tipped with a whole variety of rotten vegetables in a desperate attempt to demoralize the Redwallers. However, the brave Abbey beasts fought back with kitchen leftovers and the occasional savage badger. Remmy ordered a full retreat and the horde retreated to their headquarters, where she berated her officers for their incompetence.
That night, Cluny the Scourge visited Remmy in a dream, telling her that she should try stealing the redwaller's tapestry. Unfortunately a redwaller spy overheard her plan and informed the redwallers of the plot and they decided to retaliate by ambushing the thieves with moldy cheese that had been sitting in the cellars since the time of Matthias. The plot was successful and the vermin thieves were sent scurrying away from the walls. Needless to say, they did not earn a slice of Remmy's doomsday cake when they returned.
Back at Redwall,
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 29, 2018 12:58:50 GMT -5
the valiant members of DAB mobilized themselves for anti-vermin combat. Their arsenal consisted of pillows, pepper bombs and the occasional adult weapon. After a day, they
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Post by Isaiah on Jul 30, 2018 19:00:48 GMT -5
set out into Mossflower via Redwall's side wicker gate, looking to ambush the vermin scouts. Unfortunately, it was not all that long before the dibbuns found themselves
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Post by Barkfur on Jul 30, 2018 19:44:22 GMT -5
in a battle for life and death. Of course, some of the goody-goody dibbuns had tattled to Skipper and a party of otters were sent to rescue the
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Post by Celebes on Jul 30, 2018 20:04:25 GMT -5
wayward dibbuns. Quickly dispatching the single scout that DAB was cowering before, the otter crew was about to turn back to Redwall when they were ambushed. It's a trap!
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